1 c. artery-hardener (butter or marg)
1/2 c. white death (sugar)
3/4 c. brown death (brown sugar)
1 cholesterol-raiser (egg)
2 1/4 c. lethal carbohydrate (flour)
1 tsp. acid neutralizer (baking soda)
1/2 tsp. hypertension inducer (salt)
3/4 c. pancreas-destroyer (chocolate chips)
Mix artery-hardener with white and brown death. Add cholesterol-raiser. Add dry ingredients and pancreas-destroyer and mix well. Drop by spoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheet. Don't flatten. Bake at 325 for 8 to 10 minutes or until done.
Make some caffeine-loaded beverage of your choice. Stick Cremo in it. Grab those still-warm weapons of mass destruction and start chomping. Eat. Drink. Smile. Be glad that you're not afraid of cookies.
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